Welcome to the Great Malaiyoo Fight
Thirteen general elections and nobody is better off than the one before. If elections never, never ease the life of the Chinese, then why should this one matter? Chinese seats can be reduced to one, we won’t be worse off. But let this election be the last so we can catch the next flight out and not waste money coming back.
A response to Thaya….
Q: This election is not about principles or policies but rather the biggest fight in the Malay community.
A: Of course it is not about principles. When was an election, any at all, about principles? Politics is, according to DAP, a “career”, a “cari makan” thing, according to Parliament. Every election is a Malaiyoo fight. Our Chinese bogeyman role is to feed the fire. We’ll happily do our part. Let the Malaiyoos burn!
Q: Senior minister Abdul Rahman Dahlan claims that Umno wants a broad base of support and non-Malays risk being marginalised in the country if they do not support Umno.
A: Look at the state of Malaiyoos, who are today mainstream. Still, you want to be mainstream? We Chinese want to be marginalised, prefer to be marginalised, like to be marginalised. It is good to be marginalised, and want to stay marginalised. Umno, fuck off. Mahathir can fuck off. DAP better fuck off.
Q: Would Umno ditch all those “rights” that non-Malays rely on to survive in this country?
A: Rights are unnecessary for survival. Besides, we never, never, never had rights to begin with. The Constitution isn’t a Bill of rights. It’s a Bill for apartheid There is nothing left to ditch that Malaiyoo motherfuckers hadn’t already ditched.
Q: Do not get too excited about election manifestos.
A: Never, not for us Chinese. Only Anglophiles think much of the manifesto like it were the written word, like it were the Bible and Quran. We don’t give a shit and so we aren’t fooled.
Q: Things happen when there is regime change.
A: Oh! Really? We thought regime change is like changing diapers. In the end it’s still shit.
Q: Sometimes I wonder why non-Malays even vote.
A: It’s entertainment. Like a ticket to a ring side seat, betting on a dog fight, feed them, watch them tear at each other. Hope one of them dies. Better yet both die. Najib vs Mahathir is fun. This time we are betting Najib because it is Mahathir’s turn to be killed since he won’t retire and die.
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